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Jordan Brings a Hurricane to Bachelor in Paradise

Bachelor in Paradise | Photo Credits: John Fleenor, ABC

Another Monday, another day in Paradise! But the show is certainly not living up to its title at the beginning of the hour. We pick up where last week's cliffhanger left off: Jordan interrupting Nicole and Christian's conversation and trying to steal the piñata -- ostensibly, he's sticking up for his friend Clay. But we know Jordan, and there's nothing Jordan loves more than drama, so I'm not buying any idea of kindness. He wanted to start something, he didn't like Christian because of a previous Men Tell All conflict between them, as another contestant notes, and this was an easy way to do that.

The fight quickly turns physical as Jordan pitches Christian out of the cabana. Staff and producers pull them apart, but Christian sprints back toward him the first chance he gets. Jordan seems gleeful. Nicole keeps repeating that she never wanted anyone to get hurt, as Tayshia and Onyeka comfort her. The other contestants look on, confused, trying to put the scene together and wondering if filming will continue, or if they'll even have a rose ceremony. Blake says he's pissed that Jordan and Christian might ruin Paradise for everyone. My first thought? Blake's probably relieved that someone else can get the blame for ruining Paradise.

After a brief "investigation"... or something... Christian and Jordan are both sent home, and the cocktail party and rose ceremony will continue on. It's a relief for everyone. Honestly though, I couldn't stand Christian, but wasn't this entirely Jordan's fault?

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Nicole and Clay cuddle up (now that all of her other suitors are gone). Her "Queen of Paradise" act is getting on my nerves -- she thanks Clay for sticking around "after I went on all those crazy dates for days on end and left you here waiting." We get it, Nicole. Three people liked you. But two of them were psychopaths, so are we really bragging about this still? She tells him that during the fight she wished he was there, but she's also glad he wasn't there, because he wasn't involved. "I wanted to give everyone a fair shot," she says, "but deep down, I knew it was you." I don't believe her, but whatever. Hope they stay happy!

Elsewhere, people are scrambling to chat before the rose ceremony. Onyeka and Cam have a weird conversation where he tells her Mike said she wasn't his type, but he thinks she should talk to him anyway. He says if she finds someone she likes, she should feel free to give them her rose instead.

Mostly, everyone's still discussing the Blake-Hannah G.-Dylan love triangle, and how they're all sick of it. JOIN THE CLUB, PEOPLE! Talking to Mike, Hannah tells him it's such a short time to be making a decision that could "literally affect the rest of my life," which I guess explains why she's so back-and-forth, but still. She probably knows in her gut who she wants to pick (Blake?) but feels guilty about not picking the popular choice (Dylan).

Both guys pull her aside during the night. Dylan gives her a picnic with gummy worms, and the conversation is scintillating. (Dylan: "It's a picnic, because you said you like picnics." Hannah: "That's exactly what I said!") He reminds her that he's been 100 percent steady, he's only here for her, and that he'll keep waiting while she figures it out. On one hand, it's sweet that he thinks she's the most beautiful girl he's ever seen and has no interest in anyone else. On the other hand, when someone is so available and so open, I can see why Hannah might find that less exciting than being "chosen" by someone (Blake) who clearly had his pick of women.

Blake "gets" a mariachi band to perform for Hannah, and they dance. (I forgot he was kind of a good dancer -- or at least a fun one -- on Becca's season!) But instead of making his speech about why Hannah should choose him, he just says, "I want to remind you why you have a crush on me." Dylan looks on, fuming, as they dance and kiss. People tell him to look away, but he says he can't. Dude, you're bringing a lot of this misery on yourself.

Finally, it's time for the rose ceremony. But just before it starts, Onyeka sends herself home with a tearful speech about how she came in with high hopes but didn't find anyone. Sorry, Onyeka. That's why you don't waste precious minutes of your life talking to CAM!

Most of the ceremony is predictable, now that so many couples have been established. It's kind of comforting! Demi gives her rose to Derek, Katie gives her to Chris, Nicole gives hers to Clay, Caelynn to Dean, and Tayshia to JPJ with a sweet little speech. (Are Tayshia and JPJ going to end up being my favorite couple of the season? Please, please, Paradise Gods, don't let anything happen to them!)

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Then it's time for Hannah, who gives her rose to... Dylan! Finally, Blake is going home and all this drama will end! But wait. Of course it can't be over that quickly: That wasn't the last rose. There's still Kristina, and she gives hers to... Blake. Are. You. Kidding?! Is she clinging onto some hope with him? Is this just a friendship rose? She tells him she knows he's a good person and that he deserves another chance to find love. But then in an interview, the truth comes out: "Sure, I want Blake to stick around and find love," she says. But if he sticks around, he'll have to watch Hannah and Dylan together. "In a way, he's choosing to stay in his personal hell," she says with a smirk. "Sure, it's kind of mean, but it's Blake we're talking about. The temptation is too good." WOW. In no way has Blake been innocent in all this, but I do feel a little sad thinking about him watching this back. Is he going to show up next year with a moustache and a truck for a house like Dean?

Kevin, Cam, and Wills go home. Can't say I'm sad to see Cam (or Kevin) go, but I'm always sad when Wills leaves. I just feel like he never tries! He stays in the background being sweet and quiet, then pursues one person half-heartedly and ends up getting rejected. You're worth more than this, my sweet prince!

The next morning, all the couples are snuggled up, and Blake is alone, staring sadly into a camera with a book next to him. (So they're not allowed to read in the Bachelor Mansion, but they're allowed to read in Paradise? Interesting.) Demi says that "The Ghost of Blake is wandering the beach" and compares him to... something... that won't be flushed down the toilet.

It's the perfect time for a new arrival. Enter Caitlin from Colton's season (I vaguely remember her as the one who told him she didn't have any big personal tragedy to tell him?). She talks to a bunch of the guys, who all tell her, more or less, that they're taken. She picks Blake for the date, who, no joke, she apparently met at Stagecoach. Blake will either never go to Stagecoach again after this, or he'll go every year until he's 90 and then die there.

The date is a tantra yoga class, and Caitlin and Blake are both game to try the poses, but Blake still seems a little bit mopey. He ends up explaining the whole saga to Caitlin (to his credit, I guess), and she takes it well, telling him that everyone makes mistakes and that he's allowed to have these experiences. In an interview, Blake says he's ready to forgive himself and start enjoying himself. "I've been having hard conversations and apologizing," he says, "but at the same time, I didn't kill anybody, or cheat, or any of that." He's not wrong, but... I'm so tired.

Back at the resort, Dylan gets an evening date card, and he and Hannah go to a dinner where they have to walk across a shallow pool of water. Blake tells Chris that Dylan seems insecure and a little clingy. Again, he's not wrong! Dylan says this has been the hardest few weeks of his life, even though he started an app and I'm pretty sure his dad died. Hannah apologizes for making the past couple weeks so hard, but thanks him for sticking around. He says, "I love..." and I screamed "NO, DYLAN!" at the TV. But then he finishes his sentence: "... doing things for you." Phew. He talks about his parents' relationship and how strong his mom was when his dad was diagnosed with cancer, and then says he's starting to fall in love with Hannah. Still too fast, Dylan, but at least you didn't drop the full L. Hannah says, "I'm all in for you," which seems like a fair response given how far ahead Dylan's feelings for her have been this whole time. She's got a lot of catch-up to play.

The next day, we get a brief peek into Chris and Katie's relationship (they like each other), and then a bigger one into JPJ and Tayshia's. Tayshia tells JPJ he goes missing during the day, and he explains that he can't pass up an opportunity to nap. He's incredible. Then, he gets a little more serious and tells her his family had expected him to marry his serious girlfriend right after college. He wasn't ready to settle down then, but he is now. On Colton's season, Tayshia shared that she'd gotten married young, too -- sounds like they might have had similar experiences, even though JPJ didn't actually end up getting engaged or walking down the aisle. They have another giggly conversation, peppered with kisses, about his naps and her day in the pool. They're so giddy together! It's so fun (and so rare?) to see a drama-free relationship on this show. In an interview, JPJ says he's starting to fall in love with Tayshia. "If Tayshia were my wife, I'd be the happiest man in the world," he says. "Tayshia Paul Jones." I can't help it: I cracked up.

Things aren't quite as easy with Demi and Derek, even though everyone else thinks their relationship is flawless from the outside. Demi is still having feelings for Christian, the girl she was dating in L.A., and she can't tell if she'd be having the same feelings about Derek if she were here with Christian instead. "It's easy for people who are exploring options here because all of their options are here," she says. "But one of my options isn't here."

There's only one person who can help Demi talk through this. Hannah Brown's coming to town! People are confused and excited ("That's Hannah! That's Hannah!" Mike says), but her intentions become clear when she asks to talk to Demi right away. Demi explains that Derek was amazing when she told him about her feelings for Christian, but that she still feels very conflicted because she likes them both so much. For the second time, she cries when talking about how accepting her parents were when she told them about her feelings. (For the second time, this made me tear up, too.) Hannah says she's proud of her, and Demi decides to tell Derek that her feelings for Christian are more serious than she initially let on (or realized).

Demi sits him down and explains that she has so many feelings for both of them. Derek is "amazing," and she's really feeling torn. Derek takes it as well as can be expected -- honestly, probably better than can be expected. He says it's hard to hear that she's been thinking about someone else, but that it's OK to not know how she feels. "I don't know if 'fight' for you is the right word," he says, "but I'm not giving up."

They end the conversation with a kiss, but it still, understandably, feels unresolved. At the end of the episode, Demi asks to talk to Chris Harrison... but we'll have to wait until tomorrow to see what they discuss.

Bachelor in Paradise airs Mondays and Tuesdays at 8/7c on ABC. It's available to stream on Hulu.

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15 Halloween Costume Ideas Inspired by the Best TV Shows of 2019

Joey Keery and Maya Hawke, Stranger Things | Photo Credits: Netflix

While there's nothing wrong with being a sexy George Washington or even throwing a sheet over your head at the very last minute to be a lazy ghost, Halloween offers such a nice opportunity to exude your highest creative self one weekend a year, it's a shame to let it go to waste. But we get it: it's hard. Costumes take thought, effort, money, and the most precious resource of all -- time -- to pull off. Getting those imaginative juices flowing can present quite the challenge when you've got a million things going on, which is why TV Guide decided to come through with, ahem, a guide to the best TV-inspired outfits early so you can knock that one big little thing off the list in advance.

Some of the best TV shows of 2019 provide killer inspirations for dope H'ween getups, so check out this list to "borrow" some ideas.

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Moira from Schitt's Creek

Queen of all things, Moira Rose (Catherine O'Hara) of Schitt's Creek might not be too pleased to learn her high-concept lewks have inspired Halloween costumes (actually, Moira might be thrilled about that), but there's no denying that her signature kooky getups would get instant recognition (and approval) from those who know. With a shaggy black faux fur shrug, a pirate's booty of costume jewelry, and yes, a statement wig (worn askew, obviously) you'll have Moira nailed, bebe.

Doomed scientist from Chernobyl

Is dressing up like someone in one of the world's most tragic accidents slightly disrespectful? Perhaps. But HBO's disaster porn series Chernobyl was one of the most-watched shows of the year and, well, Halloween is the one time of year that forgives bad taste. (Up to a point. Let Megyn Kelly be a lesson in what not to consider wearing for a costume.) Lean into the end-of-the-world look with a Hazmat suit and an exterminator sprayer.

ZombieCersei/Daenerys from Game of Thrones

Spoiler alert: Game of Thrones' final season sucked dragon eggs. Still, it'll live on in TV infamy till infinity, making a Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) or Cersei (Lena Headey) homage forever timeless. You can give these iconic characters a 2019 twist by zombifying them; add your best dead makeup to a Daenerys or Cersei costume and you're ready to battle fanboys who'll insist you got something wrong.

Nadia from Russian Doll

Russian Doll gave every hipster and every girl with a Natasha Lyonne crush the perfect Halloween costume that's also the total antithesis of the "slutty (fill in the blank)" look, and it's simple to pull off. Get a black blazer, a wig of fabulous wavy hair and, of course, a spritz of NYC swagger and you're set. Look at you, looking like a boss while transcending time and space!

Steve and Robin from Stranger Things

Fans of Stranger Things -- and come on, who isn't a fan of Stranger Things? -- can't go wrong with a Scoops Ahoy costume à la Steve and Robin. This one's great if you're short on time too; everything you need is already packaged and ready to go.

Jules, Rue, or Kat from Euphoria

Venture off the well-trodden Halloween path with an homage to Euphoria, HBO's smash summer series that had Zendaya struggling with substance abuse... and standing next to co-stars in some of the most stunning makeup ever seen on TV. Dazzle the witches and robots at your party with over-the-top statement eyes inspired by Rue, Jules (Hunter Schafer), and Kat (Barbie Ferreira). Nab a palette of exquisite eye shadows in bold colors and pair it with an off-kilter Dolls Kills candy raver look to show your affinity for everyone's fave Gen Z hot messes.

Fleabag (with optionalHot Priest) from Fleabag

Jumpsuit + plush guinea pig + hot priest = boom, you're Fleabag.

Serena from The Handmaid's Tale

No, a Handmaid's Tale costume isn't the most novel idea at this point -- that is, if you're doing the iconic red cloak and bonnet that's become synonymous with the show. Donning a teal frock and sleeveless cloak like Serena Joy, though, will set you apart from all the other basic Of-whoevers.

Hazel and Cha Cha from The Umbrella Academy

Make things super simple by going as the villains from The Umbrella Academy. All you need are black suits, toy weapons, and masks like this Hazel one to look like the assassins from Netflix's series.

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8 Things We Need to See in Arrow's Final Season

Emily Bett Rickards and Stephen Amell, Arrow | Photo Credits: The CW

Arrow has almost reached the end of the road, and it's upcoming eighth and final season will only have 10 episodes to wrap it all up and give our little Arrow-loving hearts everything we need.

We know a fair amount about what to expect from Arrow Season 8, and so far it's checking all the right boxes. Sure, it's a little gloomy knowing that Oliver (Stephen Amell) apparently won't make it out of the season alive, but that hasn't stopped us from creating a pretty impressive laundry list of storylines and characters we'd like to see again in the final season.

Here are the eight absolutely must-have items on our Arrow Season 8 wish list!

1. Oliver's resurrection. Yeah, yeah, we know it's kind of cheating to wish for the show's most massive twist to be undone, but we've lived with the knowledge that Oliver is going to die in this final season for too long. If he does end up kicking the bucket, we're hoping that someone or something in the multi-verse can bring him back to life so we don't actually have to lose Oliver Queen for good.

2. A Felicity (Emily Bett Rickards) cameo. Um, obviously! Arrow is not Arrow without Felicity, and we're expecting more than hoping to see her reappear before all is said and done. Whether that's in the afterlife during the series finale or not, we don't really care, so long as we get one last Olicity scene to send us off!

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3. A scene between Mia (Katherine McNamara) and Oliver. It's heartbreaking to realize that besides the few joyous months when Oliver was a new dad, Mia has never really gotten to spend time with her father. Here's hoping the laws of time and logic bend a little bit to allow Oliver to meet his grown-up little hero-in-training before all is said and done.

4. The return of Moira Queen (Susanna Thompson). The list of characters we'd like to see return in the final season is long (like ridiculously long), but the person at the top of that list is Oliver's mother, Moira Queen. After meeting the wrong end of a sword thanks to Slade (Manu Bennett) in Season 2, we haven't seen much of Moira on Arrow. Seeing as she played such a huge part in the first and second seasons though, it only feels right to give Oliver a scene with his dearly departed mother in the final season.

5. A mini Flarrow crossover. Everyone knows we're gearing up for the massive Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover, but don't you miss the good old days when it was just Oliver and Barry (Grant Gustin) getting up to no good in mini-crossovers between The Flash and Arrow? The friendship between these two guys is one that deserves a little extra attention, don't you think?

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6. A backdoor pilot. It's no secret that with Arrow leaving The CW's lineup, the minds behind the Arrowverse are already busy plotting the next big series. Personally, we're still hoping that the Arrowverse Next Generation series we've been campaigning for all year is in the cards. We wouldn't be angry with a Birds of Prey spin-off either, but regardless, we're hoping whatever this new show is, it's a direct spin-off of Arrow, and that can only mean one thing -- it's backdoor pilot time!

7. A wedding. Is it even truly a final season without a wedding?! Given that Oliver and Felicity are already hitched, there's not one obvious choice when it comes to who should get hitched in Season 8. Shippers gotta ship though, so we're nominating Thea Queen (Willa Holland) and Roy Harper (Colton Haynes) for this honor. While it's still unclear exactly where these two stand (in the present or future), we're hoping that before all is said and done we get to watch them tie the knot.

8. A final tribute to OTA. While every member of Team Arrow has become near and dear to us, there will always be a special place in our hearts for Original Team Arrow, aka Oliver, Diggle (David Ramsey), and Felicity. They've been thick as thieves since the earliest days of Arrow, despite their ups and downs, and frankly, if we had to pick a final scene for the entire show, we'd choose for it to be one featuring these three.

Arrow premieres Tuesday, Oct. 15 at 9/8c on The CW.

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